You know, right? All those towels ready for wash, in the wash, drying, hanging up?
On a completely separate note, many of you will know USA swimmer and idol Janet Evans qualified for the 400 & 800 metres in this year’s summer Olympics, at the age of 40, 15 years after her last Olympics in 1996. That’s by way of justification for this next bit. Last night she Tweeted the below. So far I have established only the Aussies and Irish and two Americans understand why this is so hilarious. The only way this could be better would be if the horse’s name was Mickey. Please email your outrage directly to don’email@example.com