Swimmer 1: Well, how’s the training going?
Swimmer 2: Meh. Ok, I guess. Getting sick of it.
Swimmer 1: I know. Week after week of the bloody chlorine box.
Swimmer 2: How’s the shoulders?
Swimmer 1: I’ve got some twinges but they’re holding up. Had pain in the good one a couple of weeks ago, got a bit worried but seems ok again. You?
Swimmer 2: Yeah, the same. Dodgy shoulder is … dodgy, but holding. I’m on massages every two weeks to keep ‘em going. Fell like I’m losing my speed though.
Swimmer 1: All those bloody 400s, I know what you mean. It’s like crawling through the water by now.
Swimmer 2: I just want to go, you know? I just want to get on with it. It’s one thing while you are building up, it’s another thing staying there. I can smell the chlorine off myself before I open my eyes in the morning.
Swimmer 1: How are you doing versus the target?
Swimmer 2: I’m a bit off. Not far enough to worry, I hope. I got sick in …
Swimmer 1: … February?
Swimmer 2: Just about, end of January. Chest infection. Didn’t swim for six days, got a bit panicked. Bloody antibiotics left me feeling knackered. You?
Swimmer 1: Middle of Feb. ‘Flu. Missed a week, felt crap for another week.
Swimmer 2: How are the rest of ‘em?
Swimmer 1: Good. Not all training in Source, but everyone has been showing up for the monthly meetings. You know what they’re like.
Swimmer 2: I loved the meetings. Despite seeing the month’s plan, I always felt more energised afterwards, good to sit and talk shite with the gang. Though I made a knob of myself at least one.
Swimmer 1: Nothing new there I guess?
Swimmer 2: No, I have a knack for it. Are you holding weight?
Swimmer 1: Just about, I’m eating like food is going out of fashion. Started on the ice-cream before bed.
Swimmer 2: Danny Walsh once said to me he was on his home for dinner, and he had to stop for dinner, on the way home.
Swimmer 1: Sounds about right. Weather sucks. We get a good week, get all excited, and forget we’re living in Ireland.
Swimmer 2: I’m looking forward as always to getting away from the pool. Ned’s 3/5/9 list starting filling up early. Then the weather went back to normal.
Swimmer 1: How’s herself?
Swimmer 2: Pain in the arse, you know how she is. She has a thing for repeats at the moment. Endless 100s and 50s. She made me do 200 50s one day! I thought I’d go insane. And no toys allowed. Haven’t used a paddle or pull-buoy in weeks.
Swimmer 1: I meant your wife.